September 2009
1 post
when I was a kid I used to seriously fear that when I turned on the tv/stereo/radio it could accidentally have been set so loud that I’d jump back in surprise, and SO loud I wouldn’t be able to bear getting close enough to it to turn it down. Post from mobile portal m.livejournal.com
August 2009
1 post
im_not_luke@hotmail.com says: Can I tell Conor Curtis that Art Rush came all over his shirt?
i love pluto and slightly autistic girls says: that would be terribly funny, but please don't.
May 2009
1 post
a time to give all the clues away at once
and what if i even wrote in this sometimes even though it won’t impress myself?
it’s big news guys. anarchy, anarchy! a big epic move to hyde park, for one thing. that’s right ladies, i’m a city man. i can take you back to my pad. it has posters, and a sweet double bed and an ex-girlfriend. no really, she’s my neighbour. i haven’t seen her yet, just her name on...
April 2009
1 post
January 2009
10 posts
NO MORE COLOUR
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if you have the horrors
sometimes when i think of you i get the horrors! but i try to keep a sense of humour about these things really. except when i’m sleepy, then the world is incorrect, and then it’s the horrors! what type of trifling japery am i playing at this time hey? how deliciously tragic of me! check out my awesome grunge moves! i need extra eyeliner for a night like tonight! oh my, you just...
tumblrettes:
on your dashboard, does it come up with that annoying “imported from journalname:” whenever i import from another journal?
from a youtube video: “ha ha ha ha ha! she said “slave” ha! she is historical..” fucking awesome, OP has no idea how funny that is. also, lj users expect more posts. i linked up my tumblr with lj, so.
a public display of affection
dear life,
you’re suuuch a tease! you’re such a flirt! sorry i took you so seriously yesterday. sometimes i get so wrapped up in myself i forget how cute and silly you are.
i was just thinking about, remember how years and years ago we used to hate each other? i used to treat you like crap, and then got all shocked when you treated me the same. haha. remember the mean things we used...
i cannot BELIEVE i'm stable enough to be smiling...
today, someone broke this part of the inside of my heart - but it was an important part! it was connected with this Little Room in my mind, and the Little Room has been leaking ever since, lots and lots of thoughts that are now cluttering up my Little Room. there’s no point in clogging the bit he broke, i’m just going to have to tidy things up as they come out.
here are some things...
i would only ever rewind through the blank spots,...
today was incorrect! i needed tea, i needed to spend my time savouring that porridge…
but other than that, i’m not sure where i went wrong…
i’m so lost…
teacups
i am a dizzy mess.
lord.
in three weeks time, my heart is totally going to be ripped out of my chest for missing this boy. i hope that i’m so ridiculously lost in it that the pain will crush me.
i am such a dizzy, happy, blissful mess.
interesting quirks about me #32
when i find a person i really like, and i mean… am like, falling for, really hard, you’ll often find me accidentally telling people how physically unattractive they are. i can only think of two possible reasons, and they’re both fairly feasible.
the people i get intensely intensely into are obviously really hyper-intelligent and hilarious and witty and kind and wonderful, and...
December 2008
22 posts
im sitting at the table. im breathing heavily. I can’t hear the conversation about insurance. I can’t smell fish. I can only smell you. I hear your breath in my ear and feel your hand on my chest, pushing me back into my chair. the most enormous pressure against my chest. god your hand is so large and warm and soft. your hips are against mine and your lips have moved down to my...
Choking the Cherry
New Planet finishes yet another devious tale of...
somehow going through with doing that lastthis nightmorning makes me feel satisfied with the entire situation. i felt a bit… like it was kind of incomplete, before, and now i feel like the plot is resolved, and i feel like it’s worked out properly, even though the ending is so vague and ambiguous.
that is to say, i approved.
confectionary quest
what i really want for christmas is to try my very first crème brûlée.
is it nice?
Emotive Response
keflex:
I scan my eyes across the dark-hued monochromatic palette that is my room and glower instinctively. Humanity is naught but shades of grey itself; a uniform march into obscurity and irrelevance that seemingly cannot be halted. Some days we wake up and try to wear our bright red shoes to stem the tide of similarity but before long we realise it is a futile effort. Our souls feel the weight...
i gotcha twelve days of christmas riiight here.
today i
spent $12 in cab fare
rolled 11 cigarettes
lost a 10 dollar note
saw 9 friends/lovers/acquaintances
came 8 times
was 7 minutes late for the last bus
stole 6 cards from their poker game
had only 5 standard drinks
missed 4 phone calls
lost 3 items of clothing
gained 2 kittens
lost 1 virginity
KITTENS! tomorrow, oh kittens
some notes for the significant people i've made...
girl, you were in love with me, but when i kissed you i didn’t mean it. i swear i tried my hardest to mean it, but unfortunately you are awful and unloveable. sorry.
girl, as soon as i met you i knew you’d fuck my life over. i totally let you do it, and i was so happy to be blinded by your dazzling personality. cheating on my girlfriend with you was a mistake (so were all the other...
bedtime story
Justin
neeeeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeep
work in a few hours
1:16amWilliam
it’s bed time, quek.
1:17amJustin
mmm
1:17amWilliam
do you need a bed time story?
1:18amJustin
yes
yes i do
1:18amWilliam
okay once there was a fat little girl (named anthea, all antheas are fat) who was eating a pink doughnut
the doughnut was sugary and fulfilling
1:19amJustin
mmmm jealous
1:19amWilliam
“o pink...
aussies, i have a question
keflex:
buyhercandy:
veganista:
why isn’t silverchair adored in your country?
i’ve always wanted to know.
they are by the vast majority of aussies.
the ones with actual taste in music despise them.
guess which one i am!
Despise is a strong word.
And Silverchair is probably the best mainstream pop group Australia has at the moment.
Silverchair are definitely not adored by the vast...
umm... no.
on sleeping, i find that the end music to the previous video is in fact, not Béla Bartók, and in fact does not even sound just slightly like his work at all. i did, however, use to play that piece ad nauseum for something, so i’d really like to work what it is.
fun with wingdings!
oh, and in other news:
♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜ ♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟
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♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖
For Reverend Green.
I have a journal, Tumblr.
keflex:
And I’m not altogether sure what I want to do with it. It’s very pretty and has a ladybird & a dandilion on the cover, but that just makes me even surer I don’t want to waste it. Which is why I have an idea! We should pass it around from one Tumblr user to the other, each of us adding a page to the journal. It can be whatever you like; words, pictures, you could probably even tape a...
November 2008
44 posts
fuck i can’t stay here anymore, she’ll kill me. brother’s outside, so i’d better go. i was only ever here as a means of escape and now it’s not enough. bye. i’ll be back when i’m not at risk of being ripped apart.
thunder in our hearts
i’m having emotional trials with everybody today.
i’m now officially being a complete jerk to someone who loves me, as a form of self-defense. dear victim, i do apologise for ripping out your guts, but unfortunately i can not allow myself to be kind because that would encourage my own positive feelings towards you. you’re so hugely important to me that it has become absolutely...
well done, a round of applause
what kind of a thing was that to say to me! your last grasping, flailing efforts to take control of a situation. good lord, really truly pathetic, and i can’t believe i was willing to ever give a chance to such a foul, sick dog. you just picked out whatever you thought would hurt me the most and said it, but 1. you’re completely transparent and it’s obvious you don’t really...
Listen
what a melty, chocolatey kind of taste.
You Just Lost The Game What.
well that didn’t make much sense. clever codes aside, the content was interesting. i never made friends with the people i didn’t like. those people i needed and didn’t like, never liked me. i think i have powerful forces of repulsion that radiate through me towards people i don’t think are groovy.
i’m still thinking about the girl from...
sorry i can't go out with you, you're too......
it occurred to me last night that i only ever go out with people who need me, and then i had a crazy dream (oversleeping always equates to crazy dreams) that i was in an extremely serious relationship with Vicky from the Lockie Leonard books, except her personality was extremely worryingly similar to the girl off Suburban Mayhem. both of who remind me of my first girlfriend. years later i still am...
an invitation
excuse me, would you mind if we were somewhat special friends? that would mean much more to me than whatever i thought i wanted earlier today.
“when i hear “bi” i think “two”, so why do guys hear...”
– myself, just now, from a conversation in which my friend tells me all about her boyfriend is trying desperately to “convert” her to bisexualism
many creatures can love raspberry-gelato-in-a-cup
brother, we have ants. they like sweet things, and they run all over my cup. i think maybe their little minds experience the enjoyment of taste, but you think they just biologically run at whatever they think will provide the most energy. perhaps “enjoyment” is purely biological, and then we can both be right.
i enjoy sex and fantasising and people and challenging my mind. these i...
so soft and wavy!
what a lovely day with such lovely friends to fill it. everyone is so sweet and their hair is just growing longer and longer all the time!
let's
brother, i have an idea. how about we go for a nice long walk, and we can look at the pretty stars and we can play that game where i begin a story about our adventure and then hit on a key word and you take the last letter of that word and make a new key word to continue the adventure with. i love that game, we always come up with amazing things that feel like they’re straight out of our...
wow, there’s nothing more self-identifying than a trip through all your old letters and emails from being a little kid. even though i do definitely feel older, i think the bird was just the moment that i realised it. it’s the first time i’ve made that kind of a selfless decision purely for someone else’s benefit and greatly to my own unhappiness, so it’s like a big...