bedtime story
Justin
neeeeeeeed sleeeeeeeeeep
work in a few hours
1:16amWilliam
it’s bed time, quek.
1:17amJustin
mmm
1:17amWilliam
do you need a bed time story?
1:18amJustin
yes
yes i do
1:18amWilliam
okay once there was a fat little girl (named anthea, all antheas are fat) who was eating a pink doughnut
the doughnut was sugary and fulfilling
1:19amJustin
mmmm jealous
1:19amWilliam
“o pink doughnut, how sweet doth be your crust” said anthea, through a mouthful of doughy congealed fat.
“sweet? I AM NOT SWEET?!!?!” cried the doughnut in disgust.
1:20amJustin
well…..thats….hot i guess
1:21amWilliam
Anthea stopped and stared. slowly coming to the realisation that she was eating a creature alive (she was vegetarian by the way), she started to cry over tearing the poor dear limb from limb. “i’m so sorry, i’m so sorry” she sobbed.
1:21amJustin
!
1:21amWilliam
“no worries mate” said the pink doughnut. “i’m like an amoeba, baby”
anthea stopped crying, as she started to feel something strange. the pink doughnut she’d already eaten was trying to crawl back out!
she induced vomiting, and pink and brown sludge sprayed across her living room.
thousands of tiny little beings started to march in unison around her couch
she was WIGGING OUT.
1:23amJustin
ah
1:24amWilliam
they left her alone after chewing away at her flesh as punishment for five hours, and now she is too scared to eat another bite ever again.
1:24amJustin
the moral being gluttony is a martyrs best friend?
1:24amWilliam
she is now anorexic, and thus has had to change her name to Brittney.
1:25amJustin
unlucky
1:25amWilliam
well, that’s whatcha get when you eat doughnuts and indulge in anything pink.
1:25amJustin
mmm
indulging in pink is a problem you seem to have had recently
1:26amWilliam
we’ll never be subjected to this because we’re real MEN and can resist both these circles of life.
1:26amJustin
waoh
too graphic. shocked myself
1:26amWilliam
wow Justin Quek. wow.
1:27amJustin
hey
forgive me.
please.
1:27amWilliam
sure, i forgive you. it’s the kind of manly joke us guys make. in any case, now you have something to ponder as you drift off into your drunken slumber
so now Justin Quek, i will bid you adieu.
1:28amJustin
goodnight sweet prince
untill the morrow
