i gotcha twelve days of christmas riiight here.
today i
spent $12 in cab fare
rolled 11 cigarettes
lost a 10 dollar note
saw 9 friends/lovers/acquaintances
came 8 times
was 7 minutes late for the last bus
stole 6 cards from their poker game
had only 5 standard drinks
missed 4 phone calls
lost 3 items of clothing
gained 2 kittens
lost 1 virginity
