a public display of affection
dear life,
you’re suuuch a tease! you’re such a flirt! sorry i took you so seriously yesterday. sometimes i get so wrapped up in myself i forget how cute and silly you are.
i was just thinking about, remember how years and years ago we used to hate each other? i used to treat you like crap, and then got all shocked when you treated me the same. haha. remember the mean things we used to pull on each other? a couple of times i tried to get rid of you for good! not that you didn’t deserve it in some ways, but i’m glad you didn’t leave. i’m really lucky to have kept you all these years. and we have our 20th anniversary this year! we’ll have to think up something special to celebrate, right? wow.
you’re so hilarious, and interesting. it’s been years since we stopped fighting and you still turn me on. it feels AMAZING when you’re inside me, and you suddenly get all passionate and romantic, like you’re the luckiest entity in the world just to have me - and of course, that feeling’s so mutual it’s almost sickening.
it’s funny that i sometimes get so upset with you over your funny little quirks, because i really love them, actually! i promise i’ll relax and just trust you, because i know you really do care massively about me and are only going to do kind things for me, in the long run.
and i promise i’ll love you forever. i’m yours.